Mac Miller — Myspace Freestyle

[Verse 1] Pathological liar Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire Blamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvi Fucked her in the bathroom while her dad was watchin' movies Reach in to my backpack for a fully loaded UZI Started shootin' up the room he was in That Chapelle show episode, you know, Paule Mooney was in Told her everything would be alright Just don't scream as I dismount Left the crib, started searchin' for a discount Exorcist, I need to get some help with this Once as sweet as Welch's is, think he went insane though Must have been the drugs in him, he love to sniff the yayo Insane, could accompany a angel But maybe one day I can be somebody's angel Catalog with greatest hits Sacred does what sacred is And people raise their brows when you weird as Al Yankovich I just wanna make out with groupies and play with tits Snort H and shit, just forget what day it is I'm eatin' Seder with Clinton and Ralf Nader Tradin' Acres and bettin' millions against the Lakers Spittin' out what used to be a children's favorite flavor Sentenced to hell but I'm out on good behavior Oh shit, got a new neighbor [Break: Humming "The Star-Spangled Banner"] [Verse 2] Still alive in a room full of melted candles Lost my job, now I'm in New York sellin' sandals Saw Christopher Stokes and SW Randall Introduced my youngest cousin to him, told him he was DTF They probably had some freaky sex, really, I'm not worried Already plan to kill myself when the clock hits 7:30 Readin' Hamlet out loud in a room by myself Givin' different characters different voices, I think it helps Storyline and flow of the plot Got a gun in my dresser, it's holdin' a shot