Mac Miller — Ticonderogas

[Intro] Oh my (I can't hear anything) Oh me, oh my Yeah Muah! I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never Okay, yeah [Verse 1] I never leave the house without a rain coat, it's fatal The eye of the storm is tryna tango (Tango) When I say "Go," race me to my gravestone (Gravestone) Welcome to the late show A true loner, carryin' a bolder on my shoulders like it's nothin' I'm comin' from deception and seduction Buggin', hallucinogenic druggin' through customs Wonderin' what's life without destruction I'm a functionin' drug user The feelin' that run through ya You wanna be numb, do ya? Somethin' that fuck you up (Fuck you up) I told y'all I ain't a role model (Role model) First you lose your mind, then your soul follows (Soul follows) Full throttle through the city, dodgin' pot holes I want no trouble, I'm just tryna find the crossroads I'm awful, when I die, bury me in fossil Bury me in polo with a hundred in my nostril (Nostril) My motto is, "Fuck tomorrow" Only God knows I'm not home Probably sellin' drugs inside a Costco Watch close, optical illusions and complex wit Don't get tricked, the head trip will turn into a death wish The high is deceptive The mind playin' Tetris, follow signs to the exit Hexes for my exes, I'm savin' them from the wreckage Confession, all my regrets I just hope I get into Heaven, I'm gone Stood before death when he told me, "You are next" Waitin' 'til the storm gets gorgeous Then the Lord said from his '62 Corvette "I'll see you when I see you," that's a sure bet (Sure bet) I'll still be here sittin' on my porch steps (Porch steps) Bumpin' Alanis Morissette Do it big as Neil Diamond's forehead I'm havin' more sex than a porn set, sinner Lights dimmer, I'm a wizard Hit Pittsburgh for the winter Get trapped inside a blizzard, damn It's Larry Fisher, man (Man) Here he go with this again (Here he go with this again) [Verse 2] A new day with the same high (Same high) Nothin' on the agenda, I'm watchin' paint dry (Paint dry) It's okay to waste time, go and take five (Take five) Not in over my head, I'm just waist high (Waist high) I pray to God I can fall asleep Sick of these annoyin' talkative sheep A bunch of hustlin' llamas sellin' me fleece Hopin' the gyro taste better in Greese (It's pronounced giro) My dad told me I'm a werido I told him, "Shut up, I'm a fuckin' superhero!" When I grow up, I hope I'm Robert De Niro Except Hov would pick the phone up Worry 'cause I love coke so much Well, now my nose sucks I still pour up in the soda I guess it make me think I'm Yoda, uh Hit the red carpet in a toga Piece of paper and a ticonderoga I just wanna put my dick in Omarosa And say she fired unless she make me a mimosa [Outro] That shit better be good too, bitch That shit better be good too, bitch That shit better get me drunk too, bitch Better cover that shit with two lips I ain't talkin' 'bout the flower, I'm talkin' 'bout your mouth Just give me the power, woo! This my house, I don't shower, and I wear a blouse Change every hour