Mac Miller — Uber Demo

[Intro] Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, um Who put the spiders in my applesauce? Took the pins out my hand grenade? Somebody said that I deserve to die I looked him in the eye and said the devil's not circumcised Who put spiders in my applesauce? Took the pins out my hand grenade? Somebody told that I deserve to die I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised [Verse 1] So play me a song on the guitar Got a rainforest in my cigar There's knots in my yo-yo string Put a crown on my stallion, I'm the Polo king I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she's a single mom The underdog, I like to play the game with Diddy Kong She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike Everything is alright, see it's written in the Psalms I told her I get rich off my little songs Gave her a billion reasons that she should come along Immediately, she dropped her shit But everywhere I go, they told me "Watch your bitch!" God damn! I guess I got another one Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt Got my head underwater but I ain't comin' up Fuck air, my bitch's ass is like a plump pear And she ain't pretty or ugly, I say she's just fair Man this life is unfair [Chorus] Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nothin' to lose And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you? I said I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nothin' to do And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you? Stuntin' in the Uber Stuntin' on you [Verse 2] I'm readin' old Playboy magazines Somethin' from the 50's when the journalism had its peak You play the background, you just a member of the faculty I'm actually out here decision makin' Had to get my shit together, I was missin' payments I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet She got her own story; just let the bitch explain it: [Open Verse] [Chorus] Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nothin' to lose And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you? I said I'm parkin' lot pimpin', I got nothin' to do And I'ma do this 'til I'm a hundred and two Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you? Stuntin' in the Uber Yeah, bitch, I'm stuntin' in the Uber Yeah, bitch, I'm stuntin' in the Uber