Malvina Reynolds — If You Were Little

If you were little I'd put you in my pocket I'd take you home and rock you In my old rockin' chair I'd tell you funny stories And feed you strawberry shortcake Without too much sugar And wash you in the bath tub And brush your crinky hair If you were little No bigger than a kitten I'd tuck you in my pocket And carry you around I'd feed you strawberry shortcake Without too much sugar And when my special friends came by I'd even let them hold you Because I am so proud