Malvina Reynolds — The Judge Said

The judge said "Screw 'em! Boys, you're only human They brought it on themselves By being born a woman Like a mountain's there to climb And food's there to be eaten Woman's there to rape To be shoved around and beaten." Chorus: The judge took his position The judge he wouldn't budge So we've got out this petition And we're going to screw the judge Now if you beat a horse or dog Or violate a bank Simonson will haul you in And throw you in the clink But violate a woman Your equal and your peer The judge will slap you on the wrist And lay the blame on her (Chorus) To draw a true conclusion From what Simonson has said Woman has to live in fear And cover up her head She has to dress in purdah And lock herself in cages And this kinky judge in Madison Is from the Middle Ages The judge took his position The judge he wouldn't budge So we've got out this petition And we're going to dump the judge