Mel Torm — A Fine Romance

A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A fine romance, you won't nestle A fine romance, you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge with my old maid Aunts I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has Wе don't have half the thrills that "The March of Timе" has A fine romance, my good woman My strong aged-in-the-wood woman You never give the orchids I send a glance No, you like cactus plants This is a fine romance