Michael Martin Murphey — The Cowboy Christmas Ball

[Verse 1] Way out in West Texas where the Clearfork waters flow Where the cattle are a-browsing and them Spanish ponies grow Where the northers come a-whistling and the old dust devils roll And the prairie dogs are sneezing and freezing from the cold Where the lonesome tawny prairies melt into the airy streams And the double mountains slumber in the heavenly kind of dreams Where the antelope are grazing and the lonesome plovers call It was there that I attended the Cowboy Christmas Ball [Verse 2] The music was a fiddle and a lively tambourine And a big bass violin imported by a stage from Abilene Now the room was togged-out gorgeous with mistletoe and shawls And the candles flickered frescos all around them merry walls Well, the womenfolk looked lonely and the boys looked kinda treed 'Til the leader commenced to yelling, "Hey boys, let's all stampede!" And the music started sighing and a-wailing through the hall As a kind of introduction to the Cowboy Christmas Ball [Verse 3] The leader was a feller that come from Swenson's Ranch Yep, they called him Windy Bill from Little Dead Man's Branch When he commenced to holler, "Now fellers, stake your pen Lock horns with all them heifers and wrestle 'em just like men!" Salute them lovely critters, now swing 'em and let 'em go And climb the grapevine round and round, now hands all do-si-do You mavericks join the roundup, just skip the waterfall Boy, it was getting active at the Cowboy Christmas Ball [Verse 4] The boys were tolerable skittish and the ladies powerful neat That old bass violin music made us jump in with both feet That wailing frisky fiddle, I never will forget And Windy Bill kept singing, and I believe I hear him yet Oh yes, boys, chase them squirrels, cut 'em to the side Doc Hollis to the center, now Cross P. Charley's bride Purr round, you gentle kittens, now rope and balance all Hey, it was getting happy at the Cowboy Christmas Ball [Verse 5] The dust rose fast and furious and we all just galloped round 'Til the scenery got so giddy, that Z Bar Dick went down We buckled to our partners and told 'em to hold on And shook our hooves like lightning until the early dawn Don't tell me about cotillions or polkas, no siree That whirl in Anson City, it takes the cake for me Oh Bill, I won't forget you, and I often will recall That lively gaited soirée called the Cowboy Christmas Ball [Outro] Oh no, I won't forget it The Cowboy Christmas Ball Woo


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