Mina — Everything Happens to Me

I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains I guess I'll go through life just catching cold and missing trains Everything happens to me I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps And every time I play an ace My partner always trumps I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps Everything happens to me At first I thought that you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to end despair But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and phoned I send an airmail special too Your answer was goodbye And there was even postage due I fell in love just once And then it had to be with you Everything happens to me Everything happens to me