Monty Python — Brian Song

[Intro] Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- grew up to be [Chorus] A boy called 'Brian'-- A boy called 'Brian'. [Verse 1] He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet, This boy... whose name was 'Brian', [Chorus] And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- Yes, he grew up to be A teenager called 'Brian'-- A teenager called 'Brian', [Verse 2] And his face became spotty. Yes, his face became spotty, And his voice dropped down low And things started to grow On young Brian and show He was certainly no-- [Chorus] No girl named 'Brian', Not a girl named 'Brian'. [Verse 3] And he started to shave And have one off the wrist And want to see girls And go out and get pissed, [Outro] A man called 'Brian'-- This man called 'Brian'-- The man they called 'Brian'-- This man called 'Brian'!