Monty Python — Spam

[Waitress: Terry Jones & Customers: Eric Idle and (Graham Chapman)] ..have a sit here, dear. (Alright.) Morning. Morning. Well, what ya got? Well, there's egg and bacon, Egg and Spam, Egg, bacon, and Spam, Egg, bacon, sausage, and Spam, Spam, bacon, sausage, and Spam, Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam, Spam, sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, tomato, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, egg, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam-- [Vikings: Fred Tomlinson Singers] ...Spam, Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam Spam Lovely Spam, Lovely Spam!- [Waitress, Customers 1 and (2)] --or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam. (Have you got anything without Spam?) Well, the Spam, eggs, sausage and Spam, that's not got much Spam in it. (I don't want any Spam!) Why can't she have eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage? (That's got Spam in it!) Hasn't got much Spam in it as Spam, eggs, sausage and Spam, has it?[Waitress, Customer (2)] (Could you do me eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam, then?) Eugh! (What do you mean 'eugh'!? I don't like Spam!) Shut up! Shut up! Shut up![Vikings] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Lovely Spam, wonderful Spam Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Lovely- (Spam, Spam, Spam...)[Waitress, Customers 1 and (2)] Bloody Vikings... You can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam. (I DON'T LIKE SPAM!) Shh. Dear, don't cause a fuss, I'll have your Spam. I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam! [Vikings & (Waitress)] ...Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam Lovely Spam, wonderful Spam (SHUT UP!) Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... [Waitress & (Customer 1)] Baked beans are off. (Well, can I have Spam instead of the baked beans then?)[Waitress] You mean Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam?[Vikings] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam[Vikings] Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am Spa-a-a-a-a-am Lovely Spam (Lovely Spam) Lovely Spam (Lovely Spam) Lovely Spam (Lovely Spam) Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam