Neil Sedaka — Adventures Of A & Boy Child Wonder

Well I made me an airplane Intendin' to fly My close friends warned me that it was useless to try They said, it's so heavy It'll never get off the ground Believe it you'll wind up in pieces When you finally come down Well I just tipped my hat and I flew all around the world Just me and my airplane Well I made me a submarine And I went for a sail My close friends warned me that I was doomed to fail They said, it's so heavy It's gonna sink right on down Believe it you'll wind up in pieces If ya don't come around Well I just gave them a wink and I sailed all around the world Just me and my submarine Then I found me a woman Just as fine as can be My close friends warned me she was bad company They whispered, it's so heavy It'll never get off the ground Believe it they'll wind up in pieces When it finally cools down Well we just gave them a smile and we took of around the world Just me and my woman And that's the adventures of a boy child wonder