Neil Sedaka — Johnny Walker Old Grandad Jackie Daniels And You

You ain't showin’ no devotion The way you're treatin' me You go out for the evenin’ paper And you don't come home 'till three Or four Stumblin' through the door like a wounded pup, ya can't stand up Oh how I dread draggin' you to bed When you had a few Fillin' up them ice baths Playin' nursemaid too To Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you You’ve been stealin’ all of my money From the cookie jar I can see a trail of pennies Leadin' to the bar And grill Where ya hide until ya come home tight at broad daylight Well it’s a doggone shame ya carry my name And my baby too While most gals have one man You have quite a crew It's Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you You're a one man woman honey But you've got me up-tight I’ll tell the judge ya stole my money And he's gonna set you right In Jail And I won't bring the bail for thirty days 'Till ya change your ways If you can't choose between me and booze This time we're really through I'm not gonna pay that alimony 'Cause I intend to sue Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you