Nicki Minaj — I Feel Pretty Roman’s Revenge Demo

[Verse 1: Nicki Minaj] I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin So far ahead, these bums is laggin' See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin' I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin' So fuck I look like gettin' back to a has-been? Yeah, I said it, has-been Hang it up, flatscreen Plasma "Hey Nicki, hey Nicki," asthma I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine I got bars, sentencin' I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt And I'll kick that ho, punt Forced trauma, blunt You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with You lil' Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock I am a movie, camera block You outta work, I know it's tough But enough is enough [Chorus: Nicki Minaj] I feel pretty, I feel pretty I feel pretty, and witty, and gay And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight [Verse 2: Eminem] I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, fucking pencil for a frame You don't like it then peel off, bitch Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off, and I still wouldn't fuck you, slut So wipe the smile on your grill off I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollering "Why, God?" He ain't got shit to do with it Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowing my wad I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With fake tits and a bad dye job Who just spit in my fucking face and called me a fucking tightwad So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealing my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod! The moral to the story is, life's treating you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd But don't ask why, bitch (Ask why not) [Chorus: Eminem] I feel ugly, I feel ugly Slut don't touch me, or hug me, I'm mad And I pity any girl who gets with me tonight [Verse 3: Nicki Minaj] You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I'm the motherfucking boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These bitches calling me Manning Eli I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling I got 'em scared, shook, panicking Overseas, church, Vatican You at a standstill, mannequin [Verse 4: Eminem] All you lil' faggots can suck it, no homo But I'mma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep acting as if You had the same passion that I have, yeah, right Still hungry, my ass, you assdicks had gastric bypass Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids but eyelash! Go take a flying leap of faith off a fucking balcony 'fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass You know what time it is, so why ask? When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash, it's (high class) meets (white trash) [Chorus: Nicki Minaj] I feel pretty, I feel pretty I feel pretty, and witty, and gay And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight