Noah Reid — Frozen Toe

Dad: We’ve been through this before Mom: You’re free to walk out the door Dad: I think it needs to be said Mom: Too much hockey’s not good for the head Farley: Parents, your worries are in vain Playing shinny will not rot my brain In fact, study after study has conclusively proven The benefits of exercise-induced movin’ Mom: Look at the temperature, it’s colder than Venus You’ll get frostbite on your- Dad: Toe! Farley: I’m wearing my organic wool sweater so I’m good to go Dad: Though physical activity’s a worthwhile tonic The clientele at the rink is rather moronic Farley: Elitism about sports aside Even Einstein, over the ice, he liked to glide Mom and Dad: Oooh where’s our Farley, the boy that we adore Where’s our Farley, why’s he always skipping out the door? Farley: Where’s your Farley? He loves to skate and score Where’s your Farley? He’ll be back for dinner!