All songs by Ogden Nash

• A Caution To Everybody
• A Drink With Something In It
• A Word To Husbands
• A crusaders wife slipped from the garrison
• Adventures Of Isabel
• Always Marry An April Girl
• I Didnt Go To Church Today
• I Do I Will I Have
• I Will Arise and Go Now
• Invocation
• Kiplings Vermont
• Laments for a Dying Language
• Line-Up for Yesterday: An ABC of Baseball Immortals
• Lines On Facing Forty
• More About People
• No Doctors Today Thank You
• Old Dr. Valentine To His Son
• One Third Of The Calendar
• Reflection On Caution
• Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis
• Requiem
• Samson Agonistes
• Spring Comes To Murray Hill
• The Abominable Snowman
• The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus
• The Cantaloupe
• The Centipede
• The Clean Plater
• The Dog
• The Firefly
• The Hunter
• The Joyous Malingerer
• The Lion
• The Middle
• The Octopus
• The Ostrich
• The Outcome of Mr. MacLeods Gratitude
• The People Upstairs
• The Perfect Husband
• The Pizza
• The Purist
• The Rhinoceros
• The Romantic Age
• The Shrimp
• The Sniffle
• The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy
• The Swan
• The Termite
• The Turtle
• To My Valentine
• To a Small Boy Standing on my Shoes While I am Wearing Them
• Very Like a Whale
• Whats The Use?
• Yum Yum Take It Away