Oingo Boingo — Piggies

Here's a story about a little man named Piggy Piggy met baby in a disco bar He said, what a cute little piggy you are And he took one look at her, her rocket tits He smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it" Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2) Hey hey hey! Piggy said baby won't you come with me My little place is three steps away Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise He said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice" Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2) Hey hey hey! Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke? Then Baby said no, she was trying to quit, well Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats He dropped his jaw, he said "shit!" Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin' times And although Piggy was stupid Baby shouldn't mind Baby said, "Piggy, take us straight to the stars" And Piggy said "huh? .... whatever" Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2) Hey hey hey! Now Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park It seems that Piggy was kind of a fix He owed some bills to a couple of sharks Who were, who were getting kinda itchy in their finger-tips, and uh So they figured it was best to clear out for a while And they had lots of friends, or so Piggy would boast And his little kinda habit was getting out of control So they, so they packed up the Lincoln, and they headed for the coast Now, Baby started smoking again on the way, and Piggy's little habit was making him sweat So they, so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days To scam up some cash and make a few bets, now They went up and shacked up in a place on the strip, and uh Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick And uh, Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea She said, "C'mon honey, you know what we need!" But the problem, you see, was they were broke as shit So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks, well She argued at first, then she finally agreed And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street Now, now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean And Piggy was high on his self esteem So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop But the cop said "Fuck you!" And Piggy got popped Hey, little Piggy, hey (x2) Hey hey hey! (x3)