Oingo Boingo — Teenage Monster

I was a teenage monster I’m the product of a modern time I’m young and I’m supple and I look so fine I was a teenage monster And I always make my parents cry They didn’t understand that I could not die Oh, ho, ho, ho I wake up in the morning All blurry and fuzzed My memory is going Sometimes I can’t remember Who I am, who I am, who I am Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!) I say, (Shove it up your...) Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!) They say, (Shove it up your...) Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!) I say, (Shove it up your...) Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!) They say, (Shove it up your...) Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!) I say, (Shove it up your) I was a teenage monster I’m almost sure that it was me Woah! What else would explain my actions And my irresponsibility [Instrumental Interlude] I was a teenage monster But I’m not a monster anymore I got a cushy job at the discount store I was a teenage monster And the girls come from far and wide Hop in the backseat, lets go for a ride Oh, ho, ho, ho Cruisin’ down the backstreet I take ‘em to a burger stand Show ‘em all my sharp teeth Let ‘em all know just Who I am, who I am, who I am I’m strong as a wildcat I drive a cool car I like to drive real fast Let ‘em all know just Where I’m at, where I’m at, where I’m at I was a teenage monster I was a teenage monster I was a teenage monster I was a teenage monster Oh, ho, ho, ho I wake up in the morning All blurry and fuzzed My memory is going Sometimes I can’t remember Who I am, who I am, who I am