Ol' Dirty Bastard — Dont U Know Part II short version

[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard] Yo, turn— drop the, drop the drums (Yeah) Drop the drums, yeah I know all the time (Step— Step up to the mic, boo) It be hard to use a Trojan (Yeah, let me hear you) 'Cause your shit can't br— (Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time, fellas It's hard to use a Trojan 'cause your shit can't breathe (Everybody wants, everybody loves) It's all closed in, nah (Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on (Everybody wants, everybody loves) [Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain] Sex is something that everybody needs (If you want it, baby) Everybody wants, everybody loves (If you want it, babe) Sex is something that everybody needs Everybody— You better use a Trojan [Verse: Ol' Dirty Bastard] I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan 'Cause your shit can't breathe, it feel all closed in You wanna slip it off, ooh, baby, I like it raw But why I wanna hurt myself for? I was walking down my block, said my block Munroe Said peace to this girl, girl said, "Hello" Well, Hell is low and the lowest you can go Is thirty-two degrees below zero So I started to rain on this young bitch brain Causin' her a great relief of physical pain She said, "Tit for tat, step off the bra strap No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap" I said, "So what?" as I grabbed her butt Bitch smiled for a while, but her mouth kept shut Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild On welfare, but she don't care Says FTF is always there FTF means face-to-face Main headquarters of your local place Where you collect your monthly pay To support bad habits, use, abuse everyday There has never been a girl in my entire life My girl, my next ex or my wife And never been one who tried to disrespect I'm speakin' 'bout the member of the opposite sex There's somethin' that I gotta let out But I don't want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft But all I wanted to do was knock her boots off Just from obtaining the common sense You can tell that the girl seemin' rather quite dense Other than dense, she played slightly bold But from the statement I made, she could not uphold herself She broke down and she started to cry, she said "Oh, I don't believe this guy" What? What you gonna do? May I diss her? Yes, you may That girl's a slut with a hole in her butt Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child, little mutt Came to my house smellin' like trout I said, "Doggie, doggie, doggie, get out" She did my head, I mean the big, bad vicious Dirt McGirt, deep, dark and delicious She's a doo-doo buh, alcoholic nuh And her ass is tighter than a pair of vice grips Speaking of a tuh I won't kiss, because they don't give milk Thems kick piss, yeah Let me tell you about the rash from the neck It's enough to put the ring around the collar in check She's nothin' but a buh other known as a wuh With an irritating itch from trying to switch Strung out ass foggin' up glass Tell all the nuh that the bitch first class Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash But she had to play the corner just to make that cash Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash Then rubbed 'em with that a-pimp had slashed Tried to get saved at the tabernacle prayer But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear I will change a style, always I will fix But you can not teach an old bag— [Outro: Ol' Dirty Bastard] Yo, I ain't got to say no more, son Yo, word to God, man Only thing I'm saying, man, is use a Trojan Know what I'm sayin'? For real, man 'Cause it's on, man You know what I'm sayin'? I had to learn that, know what I'm sayin'? The hard way