Ol' Dirty Bastard — Intro

[Intro] Ah-uh, I nev'-I never saw so many people tonight I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good I'm glad that y'all givin' it up for, um, y'all givin' it up for him That's good, y'all-y'all make me want to cry or somethin' Alright lad'-ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night For one thing let me introduce myself, my name is Mr. Russell Jones Excuse me for that one, I-I had to let that one loose, well now, ah-ahh And tonight, you're going to see something that you never seen before Somethin' that, nobody in the history of rap ever set they self to do This fuckin' guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin' crazy He's somethin' insane, he's the greatest performer ever since, uh What's the guys name? (Ol' Dirty) Ah, ah, ah James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy And you'll really need, I mean need to really get to know him Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol' Dirty Bastard I love that guy (Ol' Dirty) [Interlude] Yes, how y'all doin' out there? I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night 'Cause I'm happy to be living, you know? A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit You know? And, I don't know man, it just feel good to be here man You know what I'm sayin'? And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all You know, but, what I really came here tonight For one reason, just 'cause I don't mean to cry, I don't usually cry Dub you can play that shit man, play it man 'Cause I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all When I got burnt, gonorrhea, yeah Well this bitch, there's a new bitch, goddamnit Oh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea So I didn't get burnt one time, I got burnt actually two times If you really look at it Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off Yeah the bitch died, I killed the bitch She suffered a long pain But she had to go, bitch had to go I-I knew the bitch for ten minutes of my life But the pussy was good, yeah the pussy was good, oh shit, the pussy's good I just want you to know girl That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written by Blowfly And I want all y'all to hear this shit It's just a poem that I writ for you girl Just let me get my shit together The first time, ever you sucked my dick, uh-ah Thank you, thank you I felt, the earth tremble under my balls Somethin' shot out of me real fast First time Nah I'm just kidding with y'all How y'all feelin'? Listen to the album 'cause it's bangin' [Outro] We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber Oh? And what would that be?