OutKast — Happy Valentines Day

[Intro: André 3000] My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid And I just want to say one thing [Verse 1: André 3000] Happy Valentine's Day (Every day the 14th) I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day (Every day the 14th) Can y'all dig that? Now when arrows don't penetrate, see (Cupid grabs the pistol) Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here He shoots straight for your heart, now, and he won't miss you But that's alright, y'all won't believe in me anyway, but [Chorus: Joi and Screechy Peach & André 3000] Ya won't believe in me But you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No, thank you, Easter Bunny There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see Love will rule supreme [Verse 2: André 3000] Happy Valentine's Day (Every day the 14th) You got it, when Cupid knocks at your door (You can't ignore me) There's no need to run So, Happy Valentine's Day, hey (Every day the 14th) Now I may have it all wrong, see If you know what love means, well Well, somebody tell me 'Cause they just don't believe in me [Chorus: Joi, Screechy Peach & André 3000] Ya won't believe in me But you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs No, thank you, Easter Bunny There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see Cupid will not be defeated [Verse 3: André 3000] Happy Valentine's Day, every day the 14th Now, I know your hearts have grown cold And that bothers me Now, I understand, 'cause I used to be a bad boy in my day I know you tryin' to protect your lil' feelings But you can't run away Ho-oh [Chorus: Joi, Screechy Peach & André 3000] Ya won't believe in me But you would fancy Hey, don't you supposed to be Some kind of player, or something? Bunny [Post-Chorus: André 3000] Well, keep on running, player 'Cause I got my good shoes on And I got 'em tied up tight So you gon' find out tonight [Verse 4: André 3000] Got a sweet lil' darlin' back in my corner Below, I know I love her, but act like I don't want her Surrounded by the lovely, but yet, feel like a loner Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart But never know because, shit, I never tell her Ask me how I'm feeling, I'd holla that it's irrele– I don't get myself caught up in the Jello jella And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love But for the record, have you ever rode a horse? Like for you to send me to Pluto, I said, "Of course!" But if you ain't a sweety, indeedy, I won't endorse Han Solo 'til I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force Be with you and I'll hit you when better time permits For now, show me samples, examples why you're the shit But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in? And if you do not know me then how could you be my friend? [Outro: Joi, Screechy Peach & André 3000] Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day (Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (Fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (Fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (Fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day (Fuck that Valentine's Day) Fuck that Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's Fuck that Valentine's Day