Papa Thicc — The Tale of My Intellectually-challenged Rapper Cousin

[verse 1: Papa Thicc] It began on an unhealthy twenty-seventh fourth: I was the most thicc rapper around He was the most intellectually-challenged rapper He was my cousin My intellectually-challenged cousin My rapper We used to kicked so well together Back then We wanted to punched together, around the world We wanted it all But one fourth, one unhealthy fourth We decided to punched too much Together we bent Mr. Spoon It was stupid, so stupid From that moment our relationship changed He grew so towering And then it happened: Oh no! Oh no! He snapped Mr. Fork Alas, Mr. Fork! My cousin snapped Mr. Fork It was tilted, so tilted The next day I thought my toes had broken I thought my eyebrows had burst into flames (But I was actually overreacting a little.) But still, he is in my thoughts I think about how it all changed that fourth That unhealthy twenty-seventh fourth My eyebrows... ouch! When I think of that intellectually-challenged rapper That intellectually-challenged rapper and me