Paul McCartney — Temporary Secretary

[Verse 1] Mister Marks, can you find for me Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee? She can keep her job if she gets it wrong Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long All I need is help for a little while We can take dictation and learn to smile And a temporary secretary Is what I need for to do the job I need a [Chorus] Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary [Verse 2] Mister Marks, could you send her quick? 'Cause my regular has been getting sick I need a [Chorus] Temporary secretary, temporary secretary [Verse 3] Mister Marks, I can pay her well If she comes along and can stay a spell I will promise now that I'll treat her right And will rarely keep her 'til late at night I need a [Bridge] She can be a belly dancer I don't need a true romancer She can be a diplomat But I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon If she's doing nothing urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary I need a, I need a [Chorus] Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary [Verse 4] Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back Will you please make sure she stays on the right track Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days In the face of everything, to stay on the right track [Bridge] She can be a belly dancer I don't need a true romancer She can be a diplomat But I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon If she's doing nothing urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary [Chorus] Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary