Paul Simon — Cool Papa Bell

[Verse 1] It turns out to be agreat thing for me I don't worry and I don't think Because it's not my job to worry or to think Not me [Verse 2] I'm more like every day I'm here, I'm grateful And that's the gist of it Now you may call that a bogus, bullshit New-Age point of view [Pre-Chorus] But check out my tattoo Says 'Wall-to-Wall Fun' Does everyone know everyone? Mr. Wall-to-Wall Fun [Chorus 1] Meet Dr. Well, Well, Well And Cool Papa Bell The fastest man on Earth did dwell As Cool Papa Bell [Verse 3] Motherfucker! Ugly word! Ubiquitous and often heard As a substitute for someone's Christian name And I think yeah, the word is ugly, all the same [Verse 4] Ugly got a case to make It's not like every rodent gets a birthday cake No, it's, 'You're a chipmunk, how cute is that?' But you, you motherfucker, are a filthy rat! [Chorus 2] And well, well, well Is it true, Papa Bell? That the beauties go to heaven and the ugly go to hell? Cool Papa Bell [Refrain] (Let the tubas cry!) [Verse 5] Have you all heard the news? 'Heaven Finally Found!' Okay, it's six trillion light years away But we're all gonna get there someday Yes, we're all gonna get there one day [Verse 6] But, but not you You stay and explain The suffering and the pain you caused The thrill you feel when evil dreams come true [Pre-Chorus] And check out my tattoo It says 'Wall-to-Wall Fun' Does everyone know everyone? Mr. Wall-to-Wall Fun [Chorus 1] Meet Dr. Well, Well, Well And Cool Papa Bell The fastest man on Earth did dwell As Cool Papa Bell [Outro] And you’re never gonna stop him Never gonna stop Never gonna stop him I’m never gonna stop You never gonna Never gonna stop Never gonna stop No, no, you Ah, you're never gonna stop, you're never gonna stop (Chi-ko-bow t-chi-ko-eh)