Paul Simon — Pigs Sheep and Wolves

[Verse 1] Big and fat, pig's supposed to look like that Barnyard thug, sleeps on straw and he calls it a rug Yeah that's a rug, okay, he's walking down the street And nobody's going to argue with him, he's a half a ton of pig meat [Verse 2] Up in the hills above the farm Lives a pack of wolves, never did no harm Sleep all day, hunt 'til four Maybe catch a couple of rodents, you know, a carnivore [Verse 3] Sheep in the meadow, nibbling on some clover One of them sheep wanders over Sits by a rock, separated from the flock He's just sitting by a rock [Verse 4] Where did he go, I don't know Well he was here a minute ago I don't know, sheep's dead Got a gash as big as a wolf's head Oh God [Verse 5] Big and fat, pig's supposed to look like that Wallowing in lanolin, he's rubbing it into his pigskin Police are going crazy, saying let's get him Let's get that wolf, let's get him Let's get that wolf, let's get him Let's kill him, let's get him, let's kill him [Verse 6] Court-appointed lawyer wasn't very bright Or maybe he was bright, maybe he just had a late night Yeah it was just a late night and he files some feeble appeal And the governor says forget it, it's a done deal [Verse 7] This election, I don't care, election Let's give that wolf a lethal injection Let's get him, yeah get him Let's kill him, let's get him Let's kill him, let's get him, kill him Let's get him and kill him Whew, slow, here comes the media with their camera Asking everybody's opinion about pigs, sheep and wolves [Verse 8] Big and fat, pig's supposed to laugh like that This is hilarious, what a great time I'm the pig who committed the perfect crime All around the world, France and Scandinavia There's candle light vigils protesting this behavior It's animal behavior, animal behavior [Outro] It's pig, sheep and wolves Pig, sheep and wolves Pig, sheep and wolves It's animal behavior Pig, sheep and wolves