Paul Simon — The Lone Teen Ranger

Ba ba ba… ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba… Hi, ho, Silver, away Ba ba ba… ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba… Hey, but the Lone Teen Ranger Oh, he rides around on a big white horse He´s as cool as he can be And my baby fell in love with him When she saw him on TV And since that day, I´m sorry to say She hasn´t had time for me €˜Cause he goes “bang, bang” –gun shot– He´s the Lone Teen Ranger Ba ba ba… ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba… Hi, ho, Silver, away Ba ba ba… ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba… Hey, but the Lone Teen Ranger To save my soul I can´t get a date And you know who´s to blame Since the Lone Teen Ranger came around My girfriend´s not the same She even kissed the TV set Oh it´s a crying shame €˜Cause he goes “bang, bang” –gun shot– He´s the Lone Teen Ranger Ha! Pony! Ride! Ride! Every night at eight o´clock, she turns on the TV The Lone Teen Ranger stole my girl (She´s got no time for me) Well, he better watch out, ‘cause I´m getting´ mad And here´s what I´m gonna do I´m gonna wear a mask and ride a horse and carry a six-gun too And when my baby looks at me, she´s gonna love me too €˜Cause I´ll go “bang, bang” –gun shot– He´s the Lone Teen Ranger Hi, ho, Silver, there he goes! He´s the Lone Teen Ranger! [repeat and fade] (Who was that masked man? You don´t know? That´s the Lone Teen Ranger!)