Pet Shop Boys — Tall Thin Man

I’m not one of those Tall thin men who like show tunes I’m not that twee Carousel is - Les Mis as well is - Living hell for me ’Cause I’m not one of those tall thin men who likes Show tunes On the West End stage Ute Lemper Puts me in a temper And so does Elaine flaming Paige I would rather go clubbing Than sit through for Phantom or Cats They’re so sad I get mad And never ever wanna Listen to Madonna Singing “Don’t cry for me, Argentina” Gimme “Get into the groove” Some house or garage A banging barrage Of mixing to make me move ’Cause I’m the type of a tall thin man who likes no tunes When I get on one And in a coma Oklahoma! Is still too bloody long I would pay a fine Not to stand in line Just to see Miss Saigon