Pet Shop Boys — The Former Enfant Terrible

[Intro] "Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it!" "Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it!" [Verse 1] Pity him, the former Enfant terrible His career in aspic Bent on pleasure Gamely attempting The tricky transition From ageing outrage To national treasure [Chorus] "Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it! A drum to bang and I'll thump on it! Criticism and I'll dump on it! If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!" [Verse 2] He won't rest while there are Cameras around He'll start a quarrel For the moral high-ground It's not enough to win a brace of top awards He won't be happy till he's in the House of Lords [Chorus] "Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it! A drum to bang and I'll thump on it! Criticism and I'll dump on it! If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!" [Bridge] At self-promotion he's a master Although the midweek's a disaster They used to fix things so much easier Bring it on The good old days were fun and sleazier [Verse 1 Reprise] Pity him, the former Enfant terrible His career in aspic Bent on pleasure Gamely attempting The tricky transition From ageing outrage To national treasure [Chorus] "Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it! A drum to bang and I'll thump on it! Criticism and I'll dump on it! If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!" [Outro] Bring it on