Petula Clark — The Little Blue Man

One morning when I was out shopping Though you'll find it hard to believe A little blue man came out of the crowd And timidly tugged at my sleeve "I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man "I wuv you! I wuv you to bits." "I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits I hurried back to my apartment I rushed in and I closed the door But there on the desk stood the little blue man Who started to tell me once more "I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man "I wuv you! I wuv you to bits." "I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits For weeks after that I was haunted Though no one could seehim but me Right by my side was the little blue man Wherever I happened to be One evening in wild desperation I rushed to a rooftop in town And over the side pushed the little blue man Who sang to me all the way down "I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man "I wuv you! I wuv you to bits." "I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits I whispered, "Thank goodness that's over!" I smiled as I hurried outside But there on the street stood the little blue man Who said with a tear in his eye "I don't wuv you anymore!"