Pharoahe Monch — The Ass

[Chorus] The ass The ass The ass The ass [Verse 1: Pharoahe Monch] Fuck it, I shagged her without the usages of Viagra Had her coming like Niagara Falls when I bagged her On the cellular, my genitalia pitched the pelvis Uh-huh, when her hips gyrate like Elvis She tried to scurry hurry to finish very alone Tell my doggs what's necessary 'bout how I bury the bone She said, "When you ready to blast, don't ask, say when" Had her screaming like lighting a nuke when I was halfway in In the past I used to send 'em back, give 'em the minimum Now I leave 'em with venom on their chin when I'm bending 'em Y'all know the name, get it engraved, sex slave Stadium style, from the back, ass doing the wave (Hey!) Yelling to me is a felony Hell'll be froze over when I celebrate celibacy, case closed My dick rules everything around me, D.R.E.A.M Get the ass without spending the cash, now look at 'em Standing tall with the veins all in it Nuts ripped up with the brain all in it My man Mike to see more dick than Dastardly and Van Dyke together Help me make it through the pain, struggle and the bad weather Yo, be on your way on your lesbian quest I'm chilling at the rest with Five Fingers of Death And a whole lot of cash Especially if y'all sisters ain't up in the [Chorus] The ass The ass The ass The ass (Ladies) The dick The dick The dick The dick [Verse 2: Apani B Fly] Vaginas diamond studded, you know you love it Rub dick the right way, don't be coming quick like express trains Make your Jones crazy Swallow bones but no babies, to stick this, gotta lick this Tonight's entree is cherries Bombay And Thai-Thai's flavored café latte Broke-ass bumbaclaat, let's rock, can't play with mines Need nine inches dangling, pinching my spine Hanging ten with the best of wenches that never flinches Bench your game, poor form won't score Gotta hit the backboard, like it raw backdoor Want to pause hardcore porn style, baby Who do it better? Say my name backwards and spell each letter Be having grams of spasm, leaving on a stretcher And gets you wetter and incredible, suction Punk-ass you're whack pumping, ready to rupture Busting wildly like NYPD So typically we wasn't ready for the fantasy freak Don't sleep, privately I peep with devices Energizers keep me vibrating in a crisis Representing my bitches, throwing clitorises Like ventriloquist-es limp penises, don't kiss these pussy lips-es Please, you play clay with top grade shit I seen bigger dicks in pre-K (Nah!) [Chorus] The dick The dick The dick The dick (Niggas) The ass The ass The ass The ass