Pokmon — Best at Being the Worst

MEOWTH We're the best at being the worst We're statistically number one JAMES Yeah, a hundred percent... JESSIE Incompetent MEOWTH Hey, that's never been done! We're very good at being very bad It's our rate of success That's sadly been weak JESSIE We'll just have to accept JAMES We're completely inept MEOWTH But that's what makes us so unique JAMES We're the Hindenburgs of crime JESSIE We crash and burn each and every time JAMES Masters of disasters JESSIE No one screws up faster JAMES Hey! BOTH At failure we shine! We're an imperfect ten ALL Team Rocket blasting off again! JAMES and JESSIE So I guess we're just cursed MEOWTH And you've heard it here first-- ALL We're the best at being the worst! JAMES and JESSIE Who'd guess we'd get so far JAMES By being completely sub-par JESSIE As losers we raised the bar JAMES and JESSIE Now we're superstars MEOWTH La la la dee dah dah Yah dah dah dah Yah dah dah dah ALL We're the best at being the worst JESSIE At coming in last we're always the first JAMES Our flaws are top drawer MEOWTH We define Murphy's law ALL We're the best at being the worst We're totally immersed And incredibly well-versed We're the best at being the worst