Pokmon — The Magikarp Song

[Intro] Totally pathetic, unreliable Known throughout the world For being super weak [Verse 1] Maybe in ancient times It was really strong That’s what the rumors say But they’re probably wrong But now it’s so weak The weakest in the land So weak that it’s sad Really really sad (Magikarp) [Chorus] The weak Pokémon That’s you, Magikarp But though you are the weakest Still you’ve won my heart Oh, weak Pokémon My love for you is strong Honestly, it’s magical You’ve survived this long [Verse 2] All it does is jump and splash Jump and splash around It splashes up whole mountains And all the way back down Why jump? What’s the point When nobody cares? It uses Splash in battle Nothing happens Jumping and splashing Every single day Until Pidgeotto… Carries it away (Magikarp) [Chorus] The jumping Pokémon That’s you, Magikarp Although your moves are pointless Still you’ve won my heart Oh, splashing Pokémon My love for you is strong Honestly, it’s magical You’ve survived this long [Verse 3] Wherever you go fishing It’s the first you’ll catch Even with an Old Rod You’ll soon have quite a batch Cast off in a river Or a puddle, or the sea Anywhere your hook is Magikarp will be The slightest current Will carry it away Anyplace the river bends… That's where they all stay (Magikarp) [Chorus] A nibble on the line… That's you, Magikarp Right back in you go Because you’ve won my heart Thought I caught a bite… But it’s Magikarp I could never eat you… Because you’ve won my heart [Verse 4] Its Shiny form Sparkles golden in the light But don't be deceived It's still Magikarp inside Evolving into Gyarados Makes it super strong Waiting to reach that level Takes way too long Did you just buy one At the store yesterday? Sorry, there’s no refunds. Please go away (Magikarp) [Chorus] The pity Pokémon That’s you, Magikarp Although they think You’re worthless… Still you’ve won my heart The pity Pokémon Magikarp, it’s true At least your lowly ranking… Means nothing to you Beloved Pokémon That’s you, Magikarp Somehow you’ve turned weakness Into a kind of art You’re my Pokémon Magikarp, my dream… Six matching Magikarp That’ll be my team [Outro] Beloved Pokémon That's you, Magikarp Magical and special Of course you’ve won my heart The greatest Pokémon Magikarp, it’s true And that’s why I’ve written This love song just for you!