Pokmon — The Night Before Christmas

Brrr! It's freezing out there Close the door! Did you get more wood? Oh yeah! Hey what's that? It's a Christmas poem. "Twas The Night Before Christmas". I downloaded it from the internet Ohh...I know this one! Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even Meowth Ha-ha! Eggnog's ready! Eggnog!? Yeah...Brock made eggnog and Christmas cookies Alright! Oh, you guys are reading "The Night Before Christmas". Twas the night before Christmas and... Uh...I already read that part. Pick it up from here, Brocko Right... The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there The children were nestled, all snug in their beds While visions of Vileplumes danced in their heads Mmm...Hey, uh, where d'you download this version from, Misty? Heh-heh... And my mom in her kerchief and Mr. Mime in my cap (And I think Professor Oak was there too) Had just settled their brains for a longer Winter's nap When out on the roof, there arose such a clatter Hey...what was that? Did anybody else hear that? I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutter and saw Rapidash The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave the luster of midday to Jynx's below When what to my half-open eyes should appear But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer With the little old driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick! More rapid than Moltres his course as they came He whistled and shouted and called them by name Wah! To protect the world from devastation! Team Rocket! I knew I heard something! What are you doing here? We came to capture some rare Pokémon, so the Boss will give us our Christmas bonuses this year Oh, isn't that quaint? They're reading a Christmas poem Oooo! Jessie, this is my favorite part! Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall Now dash away, dash away, dash away all Anyway...As I was saying... Move over twerp, I'm reading this part As dry leaves, that before the wild hurricane fly When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky So up to the housetop, the courses they flew With a sleigh full of toys And some Pokémon too And then in a twinkling, I heard on the rooftop The prancing and pawing of each little Machop As I drew in my head and was turning around Down the chimney, St. Nicholas came with a pound He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot... (A lot like me, actually...) And his clothes were all tarnished, like Ash's, with soot Huh? A bundle of toys he had flung on his back And he looked like a trainer just opening his pack His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry Oooo! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry His drone little mouth was drawn up like a bow And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow The stump of a pipe he held tight in his cheek And he smoked it and circled his head like a reef He had a broad face and a little round belly That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my self A wink of his eye and twist of his head Soon gave me the note, I had nothing to dread He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk And laying his finger, aside of his nose And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle And away they all flew, like, uh, the down of a thistle But I heard him exclaim, as he drove off to the mall: Happy Pokémon Christmas Catch 'em all Catch 'em all