Post Malone — You Can Have The Crown

[Verse 1] Well, I been spending all my money on weed n' pills Trynao write a song that'll pay the bills But it ain't came yet so guess I'll have to rob a bank I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad At least I ain't sitting in ol' Baghdad In the middle of a hot damn desert sitting in a tank Well every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned I'm so broke I can't pay attention Lord how it tears me up to see her cry Well I've been spendin' all my nights on the internet Lookin' for a clue but ain't found one yet Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, and other shit I can't buy [Chorus] Well now Lord if you can hеar me Won't you throw a damn dog a bone 'Cause if thе Devil shows up with a better deal This old soul's a-going down Oh, I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad And all the people in the crowd say, "He ain't half bad" Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it you can have the crown [Verse 2] Well I been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log Watching Andy and ol' Boss Hog I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job Instead of sittin' on the couch trying to find the next line I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time Like figurin' out which one of these banks I'm a-gonna go rob Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait But that ain't puttin' no food on my plate Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco So Lord if I could just get me a record deal I might not have to worry about my next meal But I'll still be tryna figure out what the fuck rhymes with Bronco [Chorus] Well now Lord if you can hear me Won't you throw a damn dog a bone 'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal This old soul's a-going down Well I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad And all the people in the crowd say, "He ain't half bad" Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it you can have the crown Well they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it you can have the crown