Primus — Hennepin Crawler

[Verse 1] Well you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, impress them steampunk girls If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you'll feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you get to touch that pie in the sky [Verse 2] He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel, must say I'd rather not He tried to show a girl off of Florence street, he's damn lucky he didn't get caught Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette as he tried to drink away his pain When a fireman doused his burnt-out shack, all they found was a greasy stain (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go) [Verse 3] Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal your cares away You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, but you best be prepared to pay Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, there's no friends or cuttin' deals If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar your sweat's gonna grease them wheels (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go) [Verse 4] He tried to buy a lotta ore for a quarter way back in the olden days He sold his soul for a donut hole, he couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise She sold seashells and other things down by the old seashore When she sold her song to a beer commercial, she looked like a filmin' whore [Verse 1] Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, impress them steampunk girls If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you'll feel that burn in your thigh Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky, you get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky, you get to bite that pie in the sky (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go) [Outro] Hennepin, Hennepin crawler Hennepin, Hennepin crawler Hennepin, Hennepin crawler You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar