Primus — Professor Nutbutter’s House of Treats

[Verse 1] C'mon, kiddies, gather round Who's your foremost friend in town? From Main to Maple the name resounds Professor Nutbutter He's the one, the humble one The Barkley County prodigal son Here to serve only you Professor Nutbutter [Verse 2] At old Nutbutter's house of treats, from jellied jams to sacks of sweets There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a modest fee Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter [Chorus] It's alright to fear the worm [Verse 3] C'mon, kiddies, don't be shy Be youthful 'till the day you die The man, the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter He's the one, the only one The Meeklyville prodigal son Here to help us with ourselves Professor Nutbutter [Outro] It's alright to fear the worm (It's-it's okay to f.. to fear the worm I myself have no, uh, problems with the worm Not all its properties are going to be, uh, appreciated by the human body itself Though in certain situations, I would fear what-what, uh, ramifications, um, could occur Fear the, uh...fear the temptation of the worm is probably more appropriate for this particular scenario The, um...it's-it depends on what you want, I suppose, it really depends on what you want...)