Pulp — Can I Have My Balls Back Please?

At the bottom of the stairway I turned round as I was ready to leave and said: "Oh can I have my balls back, please?" Well, they might not mean that much to you But they sure as hell mean so much to me So can I have my balls back, please? Oh, can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? How am I gonna get through my life If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh can I have my balls back, please? I can't really be a man Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he Would understand the state I was in He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son But you see the same thing's happened to me." So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more Please Oh, can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? How am I gonna get through my life If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no Oh, can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? Oh, I can't really be a man Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah Oh, and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this Bring 'em back Oh, can I have my balls back, please? Oh, can I have my balls back, please? Oh, how am I gonna get through my life If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no So can I have my balls back, please? Yeah, can I have my balls back, please? Oh I can't really be a man Look at me I'm down on my knees Oh, and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this Come on Bring 'em back They're no use to you anymore Oh, bring them back to me