R.E.M. — Crush With Eyeliner Remix

[Intro] La la la la la La [Verse 1] I know you I know you've seen her She's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road Walking down the street Will I never meet her? She's a real woman-child Oh, my kiss breath turpentine [Chorus] I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) Have you seen her come around? My crush with eyeliner [Verse 2] I'm in like I'm infatuated It's all too much pressure She's all that I can take What position should I wear? Cop an attitude? (You faker) How can I convince her? (Faker) That I'm invented, too, yeah [Chorus] I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) We all invent ourselves And you know me [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] She's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road She's her own invention (She's her own invention) That gets me in the throat What can I make myself be? Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange) What can I make myself be? (Fake her) To make her mine? [Chorus] I am smitten I'll do anything (I'll do anything) Oh my kiss breath turpentine My crush with eyeliner [Chorus] I am smitten You know me (Yeah, you know me) I could be your Frankenstein My crush with eyeliner [Chorus] I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) Won't you be my valentine? My crush with eyeliner