R.E.M. — The Worst Joke Ever Live

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark He lays his bets on eight more lives, walks into a bar Slips on the eight ball, falls on his knife Says, "I don't know what I've done but it doesn't feel right" Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime, oh When is the first time you heard that one, 1954? Get to the punchline, fall to the floor Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup For the worst joke ever, I never I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story Don't bore me Now I am floating, I feel released The moorings have been dropped The weight's unleashed Everything is crystalline, simple and free, oh The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns You're not hurting anybody else's chances But you're disfiguring your own Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup For the worst joke ever, I never I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story Don't bore me, I never Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup, oh You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before