R. Kelly — If

[Spoken Intro] I mean everybody say, what if? What if I could fly? What if man could fly for real? Wouldn’t that be somethin'? Man, I would surely touch the sky if I could just fly You know we have our dreams We always say, what if, what if this, what if that What if you and me were together? What if? Forever! I mean, eternity for real! What if? Uh-huh, if, yeah, baby [Verse 1] Listen, if I were a painter, baby, I’d paint a picture of us Somewhere on a private island makin' love, yeah Now if I were a pirate, baby, I’d discover, yeah You for me 'cause girl you are a treasure, yeah If I was a dream, baby, here’s what I’d do Allow every good dream you dream to come true, yeah If I were a promise baby, then you could bet, yeah That every promise made to you girl will be kept, yes, it would If I was a magician baby, then you’d have no fear 'Cause I’d snap my fingers and make your worries disappear If I were... [Chorus] If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring If I could, I’d do those things [Verse 2] Now, if I were a preacher, baby, my sermon would be About how God opened up Heaven and rained you on me, yeah If I was a doctor, baby, I surely would Give you somethin' for your pain that’ll make you feel real good Now, if I were a psychic, baby, then our love would last 'Cause I’d go into the future And prevent all break ups from comin' to pass Lord, if I were feeling down, baby, and really goin' through All friends are gone then I know that I can count on you One more, if we were at a club, baby, and this jam came on I’d grab you by the hand and tell you, "Let’s step to this song" If I were... [Chorus] If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring Baby, if I could, I’d do those things [Bridge] If I could blink my eye and be a giant eagle in the sky Girl, I would swoop down and fly you straight into the sun Ooh, if I could pick a number out of every number, girl, you’d be My number one, oh oh, yeah yeah [Chorus] If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring If I could, I’d do those things If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring If I could, I’d do those things If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring If I could, I’d do those things [Outro] Chocolate Factory, y'all Like I said, we're just down here having fun You know, drinky drinkin' and toasty toastin' You know what I'm sayin' How y'all doin'? Y'all having fun tonight? (YEAH!) It's about 20 ladies down here They just came down to visit, you know what I'm sayin' Just to have a little fun And show some support for the Happy People album, you know How many of y'all step?