R. Kelly — Leave Your Name

[Verse 1] You have reached R. Kelly Unfortunately, I'm sleep Been out partying all night And I'm blasted off that Hennessy I hopped to hotel lobbies Going to them after-parties Throwing up and carrying on 'Bout to have somebody drive me home I get through the door, fall on the floor Get up, I'm staggering Look upstairs, shit is blurry because I'm real bent And now I don't know whether I'm coming or going And this goes out to all of my honeys that's calling [Chorus] Leave your name right after the beep And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or Smoking on some trees or Having a little sex or If I'm not faded or Making a baby (Would you please, yeah) Leave your name right after the beep And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or (Said if) Blowing on trees (I'm not) Having some sex (Having sex, yeah) If I'm not faded or Making a baby [Verse 2] Drinking Belvedere, 7-Up, and gin I told myself "never again" Sleeping while the club is crunk Don't make no sense to be that drunk Arguing through the night Pushing on people and starting fights I was fucked up, I confess People saying "Kellz is a hot mess" Even after that, I was taking shots Shot after shot, shot after shot, then... I couldn't even open the door to my Benz Dropped off and I get in the door now Lying on the stairs snoring now While you're calling me, calling me, calling me Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, Kellz While you calling me, calling me, calling me Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up But I'm knocked out sleep [Chorus] So leave your name (please leave your name) right after the beep And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or Smoking on some trees or Having a little sex or (in the middle of having sex) If I'm not faded or Making a baby (Won't you please) Leave your name right after the beep And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or (call you back) Blowing on trees (promise I'll call you back) Having some sex (I'll call you back) If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back) Making a baby [Bridge] When the morning comes and I'm sober And everything is cool I'll check my message And I promise to get right back with you And if you think I'm screening calls You're muthafuckin' right That's for the haters I return calls to all the girls I like [Chorus] So leave your name right after the beep (leave your name) And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or Smoking on some trees or Having a little sex or If I'm not faded or Making a baby (Just leave your name, yeah) Leave your name right after the beep And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or (call you back) Blowing on trees (promise I'll call you back) Having some sex or (I'll call you back) If I'm not faded or (I'll call you back) Making a baby Leave your name right after the beep And I'm sure to get back with you If I'm not asleep or Smoking on some trees or Having a little sex or If I'm not faded or Making a baby Leave your name right after the beep... Damn, 200 missed calls...