Randy Newman — Davy the Fat Boy

I've been his friend Since we were little babies I was a comfort to his mother And a pal to his dad Before they passed away They said, "Please take care of our Davy You may be the only friend He ever will Have" Davy the fat boy Davy the fat boy Isn't he round? Isn't he round? What do he weigh, folks? Can you guess what he weigh? You know, it's only a quarter Win a teddy bear for the girlfriend Or something for the wife You got to let this fat boy in your life! I think we can Persuade him to do The famous fat boy dance for you Give me half a chance I just know you'll like my fat boy's dance! [instrumental break] Davy the fat boy Davy the fat boy Isn't he Isn't he Round?