Randy Newman — Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear

[Verse 1] I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear [Pre-Chorus 1] Outrageous, alarming Courageous, charming [Chorus] Oh, who would think a boy and bear Could be well accepted everywhere It's just amazing how fair people can be [Verse 2] Seen at the nicest places the well-fed faces all stop to stare Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear [Pre-Chorus 2] They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they? [Chorus] Oh, who would think a boy and bear Could be well accepted everywhere It's just amazing how fair people can be [Verse 3] Who needs money when you're funny? The big attraction everywhere Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear It's Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear