Richard O'Brien — Sweet Transvestite

[DR. FRANK N. FURTER] How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie [BRAD MAJORS, spoken] I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry [JANET WEISS, spoken] Right [BRAD MAJORS, spoken] We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry [DR. FRANK N. FURTER] Well you got caught with a flat? Well, how 'bout that Well babies, don't you panic By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night? (night) Or maybe a bite? (bite) I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania Hit it, hey! I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici...pation But maybe the rain isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom