Right Said Fred — Dont Make Me Laugh

I'm a drag in no make-up I'm a fool gotta wake up I'm a bee with no honey I'm a bank with no money What about you? I'm a priest with no scruples I'm a school with no pupils I'm a kiss with no touching I'm a heart with no loving What about you? (Ooh ooh ooh) What about you? (Ooh ooh ooh) Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes Don't make me laugh with your limo tint Cos I know that your daddy's skint Don't make me laugh (Ooh...) Don't make me laugh (Ooh...) I'm a drag with no stiletto I'm a gang with no ghetto I'm a drum with no rhythm I'm a guy that's a given But what about you? I'm a tart with no treacle I'm a show with no people I'm away with the fairies Don't know what, the why or the where is But what about you? (Ooh ooh ooh) What about you? (Ooh ooh ooh) Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes Don't make me laugh with your limo tint 'Cause I know that your daddy's skint Don't make me laugh (Ooh...) Don't make me laugh (Ooh...) Yeah I'm a drag Such a drag But what about you But what about you? (Ooh ooh ooh) What about you? (Ooh ooh ooh) Don't make me laugh with you boy band blues Don't make me laugh with your fancy shoes Don't make me laugh with your limo tint 'Cause I know that your daddy's skint Don't make me laugh