Robin Williams — Blame Canada

"Oh my God—they killed Kenny!" Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on tv? No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault! It's Canada's fault! Don't blame yourself for your son, Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf But now when he sees me He tells me to (OH!) myself Blame Canada! Blame Canada! Because when Canada is gone There'll be no more Celine Dion Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway Kenny could have been a doctor Or a lawyer, rich and true Instead he burned up Like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey-hullabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray too Blame Canada! Blame Canada! All I can say is, "Oy gevalt - it's Canada's fault!" Everybody! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With Bryan Adams beady eyes Margaret Trudeau friendly thighs Blame Canada! Shame on Canada, foooor... The smut we must cut The trash we must bash The laughter and fun must all be undone! We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks Of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!