Rodgers & Hammerstein — Stonecutters Cut It on Stone

Jigger I've never seen it yet to fail I'll never see it fail A girl who's in love with a virtuous man Is doomed to weep and wail Stonecutters cut it on stone Woodpeckers peck it on wood There's nothin' so bad for a woman As a man who thinks he's good! Nice talk! My mother used to say to me When you grow up, my son I hope you're a bum like your father was 'Cause a good man ain't no fun! Jigger and Men Stonecutters cut it on stone Woodpeckers peck it on wood There's nothin' so bad for a woman As a man who thinks he's good! Enoch 'T ain't so! Jigger 'T is true! All 'T ain't so! Jigger and Mеn 'T is true! Carrie and Girls I've nеver seen it yet to fail I'll never see it fail A girl who's in love with any man Is doomed to weep and wail Girl 1 They're even worse after they marry you! Girl 2 You oughta give 'im that ring back, Carrie! You'll be better off! Girl 3 Well, he's a mighty, unmarried man You should take 'im! Carrie The clock just takes your life away There's no relief in sight It's cookin' an' it's scrubbin' An' it's sewin' all day An' God knows what in all night! Girls Stonecutters cut it on stone Woodpeckers peck it on wood There's nothin' so bad for a woman As a man who's bad or good!