Rolf Harris — Hey Bulldog

[Verse 1] Sheepdog Standing in the rain Bullfrog (wup-wup) Doing it again Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles What makes you think you're something special when you smile? [Verse 2] Child-like No one understands Jack knife In your sweaty hands Some kind of innocence is measured out in years You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears [Chorus] You can talk to me You can talk to me You can talk to me If you're lonely you can talk to me [Verse 3] Big man Walking in the park Wigwam Frightened of the dark Some kind of solitude is measured out in you You think you know me but you haven't got a clue [Chorus] You can talk to me You can talk to me You can talk to me If you're lonely you can talk to me [Outro – Harris speaking to a dog making noises] What can you do? (R-r-r-ruff!) Yeah! Haha Anything else? (Hey bulldog!) (*panting noises*) Mmhm... (Hey bulldog!) Can you do an impression of a wolf? (Aw-awk! Awk!) (Hey bulldog!) Not a whimp impression – A wolf impression! (Ruh-ruh, Rao-ooh!) (Hey bulldog!) Yeah, that's pretty good! Good one! (Hey bulldog!) Hah! (*sniffing noises*) (Hey bulldog!) That's enough, that's enough (*sniffing noises*) (Hey bulldog!) Yes... That's enough! (Ruh, row-ow-ow!) (Ruff, ruf-ruf-ruff!) (Hey bulldog!) Good dog! Ha-ha-ha, ha! (Hey bulldog!) (Ruff, ruf-ruf-ruff, ruff!) (Hey bulldog!) (*sniffing and panting noises*) (Hey bulldog!) (Ruff, ruf-ruff, row-ow!) (Hey bulldog!) (Arf, awf)