Royce Bennett — Me Legs Popped Off Remastered Remastered

[Intro] Uh, I'm not sure how But my legs... They feckin came off! [Verse 1] I was walkin' round Camden Just buyin' some meth I saw a sketchy hooded guy And he said his name is Seth He gave me a brown bag And then I took opened up the bag I turned around and saw that Seth had just pissed off and left me alone right here with a bag full of what smells like dog shit [Chorus] Its a pain to walk When you got no legs Its a pain to talk When you got no legs Its a pain to stalk When you got no legs Its a pain to eat chalk When you don't have your limbs attached [Verse 2] Since that guy ran away from me I thought I should look round for Seth So I went up to the ominous building across the road And hired a Private Investigator named Beth Now Beth was a woman And I had a panic attack Because I've never spoken to a woman before And also Beth is black [Chorus] Its a pain to walk When you got no legs Its a pain to talk When you got no legs Its a pain to stalk When you got no legs Its a pain to eat chalk When you don't have your limbs attached [Bridge] So we looked around, me and Beth Trying our very best We dabbed, we stabbed, we found a crab in a lab But then we found something but i can't think of a word that rhymes with best [Chorus] Its a pain to walk When you got no legs Its a pain to talk When you got no legs Its a pain to stalk When you got no legs Its a pain to eat chalk When you don't have your limbs attached Its a pain to walk When you got no legs Its a pain to talk When you got no legs Its a pain to stalk When you got no legs Its a pain to eat chalk When you don't have your limbs attached [Outro] We ended up finding out what was in the bag And we also found Seth In the bag was some Pez dispensers And it turns out Seth had a heat stroke and died because its summer and Seth just fucking decided to put a hoodie on Yeahhhhhhhhhh...