Sesame Street — If I Were

If I were a poet, I would write a sonnet It would say I love you, your name would be on it If I were a farmer, I'd give you a bunny If I had a beehive, you would get free honey Fa la la, la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la Fa la la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la If I were a baker, you could have a cruller If I were a painter, choose your favorite color If I had some diamonds, I’d give you a few Anything to show you how much I love you Fa la la, la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la Fa la la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la Did you guess my secret? I am not a poet Couldn't write a sonnet, and I think you know it I am not a farmer, can't give you a bunny I don’t have a beehive, sorry 'bout the honey Fa la la, la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la Fa la la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la I am not a baker, don't know bread from batter And I'm not a painter, and it doesn't matter I don't a present, all I have to do Is look at you to show you how much I love you Fa la la, la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la Fa la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la