Shirley Bassey — Nobody Does It Like Me

[Intro] Yeah [Verse 1] If there's a wrong way to do it A wrong way to play it Nobody does it like me If there's a wrong way to do it A right way to screw it up Nobody does it like me [Bridge] I've got a big loud mouth I'm always talking much too free If you go for tact and manners Better stay away from me If there's a wrong way to keep it cool A right way to be a fool Nobody does it like me [Verse 2] I hear a love song, a ballad I toss like a salad Nobody tosses like me And when my evenings get tougher I just take two Bufferin And drink a hot cup of tea [Bridge] Last night I met an old acquaintance At a fancy corner pub He said, "Come on, let's have some supper" So he used my credit club If there's a wrong way to take a guy The worst way to make a guy Nobody does it like me [Verse 3] If there's a wrong bell, I ring it A wrong note, I sing it Nobody does it like me If there's a problem, I duck it I don't solve it, I just muck it up Nobody does it like me [Bridge] And so I try to be a lady I'm not lady, I'm a fraud And when I talk like I'm a lady What I sound like is a broad If there's a wrong way to get a guy The right way to lose a guy Nobody does it like me Nobody does it, no Nobody does it Nobody does it like me Nobody does it like me